{"id":1004,"date":"2020-10-07T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-10-07T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/negritacomecoco.com\/2020\/10\/seras-pendejo-tranquilito\/"},"modified":"2021-06-15T14:34:40","modified_gmt":"2021-06-15T18:34:40","slug":"seras-pendejo-tranquilito","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/negritacomecoco.com\/2020\/10\/seras-pendejo-tranquilito\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00bfSer\u00e1s pendejo, Tranquilito?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A<\/strong><\/span> Gustavo del Orbe Santos, conocido como Tranquilito por su familia y amigos, no le importa que le digan pendejo porque est\u00e1 en un cargo p\u00fablico desde hace 20 a\u00f1os<\/strong><\/span> y nunca se ha robado ni un centavo. Vive en la misma casa, tiene un carro modesto (que todav\u00eda debe al banco), en su cuenta de ahorros solo posee algunos miles, nunca millones. Su esposa compra y vende ropa de paca. Sus hijos peque\u00f1os van a una escuela p\u00fablica en la tarde y la m\u00e1s grande est\u00e1 en el polit\u00e9cnico hasta las 6 de la tarde.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cTanto tiempo trabajando donde hay tanto dinero, y mira c\u00f3mo vive\u201d, dicen los vecinos a modo de burla.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cTanto trabajo que ha pasado y sigue de pendejo<\/strong>\u201d, dice con disgusto su suegra.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cTanto que trabaja, pudiendo tener la verdadera paca\u201d, dice una amiga de su esposa.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cTu pap\u00e1 es un pariguayo\u201d, le dice una amiga a su hija mayor.<\/span><\/p>\n

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En efecto, queridos negritos, nuestro Tranquilito ha pasado mucho trabajo. Bastantes penurias, numerosos malos ratos, pero, oigan qu\u00e9 vaina, \u00e9l sigue creyendo en el trabajo honesto y en la posibilidad de vivir de manera decente<\/strong><\/span> sin tener que quitarle nada a nadie.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Yo tomo lo que me corresponde por mi trabajo, ni un peso m\u00e1s, ni un peso menos, dice con calma Tranquilito mientras mira al horizonte.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Y es que, nuestro protagonista trabaja como contador en una instituci\u00f3n p\u00fablica donde todo el mundo roba, todo el mundo coge, en fin, donde nadie cree que con paciencia y calma se subi\u00f3 el burro a la palma<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Alg\u00fan d\u00eda ser\u00e1, querido Tranquilito.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cAlg\u00fan d\u00eda ser\u00e1\u201d, se dice Tranquilito con la conciencia pura y limpia.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Publicada en<\/span> Ventana <\/span><\/a><\/strong>de List\u00edn Diario.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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