{"id":1006,"date":"2020-10-14T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-10-14T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/negritacomecoco.com\/2020\/10\/ay-shorty\/"},"modified":"2021-06-11T13:41:35","modified_gmt":"2021-06-11T17:41:35","slug":"ay-shorty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/negritacomecoco.com\/2020\/10\/ay-shorty\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1Ay, Shorty!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Y<\/span><\/strong><\/span>ikaury Mota de los Santos, conocida como La Shorty por sus ex compa\u00f1eritos de la Escuela B\u00e1sica Julio Mota, tiene 16 primaveras y ya se meti\u00f3 en marido y tiene una ni\u00f1a de dos a\u00f1os. Al parecer, queridos negritos, la vida le jug\u00f3 una mala pasada a esta chica que so\u00f1aba con estudiar medicina<\/strong>. Con su muchacha a cuestas, La Shorty va a la Fiscal\u00eda casi todos los d\u00edas despu\u00e9s que su amado marido le entrara a trompadas como si ella fuera una tambora una noche en que se pas\u00f3 de tragos.<\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n

El padre de la hija de La Shorty, ya no le quiere decir \u201cesposo\u201d, es un cuarent\u00f3n y vive con nuestra protagonista desde que ella ten\u00eda 13 a\u00f1os.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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La mam\u00e1 de La Shorty no dijo nada porque con ella pas\u00f3 lo mismo.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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La abuela de La Shorty no dijo nada porque con ella pas\u00f3 lo mismo.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Los hermanos de La Shorty esperan alg\u00fan d\u00eda conseguirse una menorcita porque, seg\u00fan dicen, son m\u00e1s mansas y no tienen tantas malas ma\u00f1as.<\/span><\/p>\n

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El pap\u00e1 de La Shorty hace tiempo que les abandon\u00f3.\u00a0<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Mientras tanto, ella sigue sus viajes a la Fiscal\u00eda con la esperanza de que quiz\u00e1s, alg\u00fan d\u00eda, le resuelvan.\u00a0<\/span>
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Lo que no sabe es que por m\u00e1s que vaya o por m\u00e1s que espere que, una vez separados, el pap\u00e1 de su hija le deje la lavadora, la estufa y la neverita, lo \u00fanico que conseguir\u00e1 es que el fiscal a cargo le diga que solo le toca la camita s\u00e1ndwich<\/strong>. Al final de todo, ning\u00fan magistrado quiere problemas con un prometedor capo de la droga.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Publicada en<\/span>\u00a0Ventana\u00a0<\/span><\/a><\/strong>de List\u00edn Diario.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  Yikaury Mota de los Santos, conocida como La Shorty por sus ex compa\u00f1eritos de la Escuela B\u00e1sica Julio Mota, tiene 16 primaveras y ya se meti\u00f3 en marido y tiene una ni\u00f1a de dos a\u00f1os. Al parecer, queridos negritos, la vida le jug\u00f3 una mala pasada a esta chica que so\u00f1aba con estudiar medicina. 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